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My name is Tom.

I live in Arlington, VA.

This gal is my wife.

This is my personal page. I have other pages, too, like bearscare.org.

I feel strongly about bears, octopi and dinosaurs. And elephants, rhinos, and some large birds too.

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Facebook friending messages

I’m Facebook friending the three people I met at Ed’s BBQ that aren’t already my Facebook friends. He’s having another one, but none of these people are attending. These are the personalized (250-character limit) friending messages that I sent:

1)

Why I want to be your friend
By Tom Pickard

Dear Walter,
We met at Ed’s house, which we both know is a magic place. We ate burgers together in his chill-out room. And if that’s not reason enough to be friends in this world, I want out.

2)

Why we should be friends
By Tom Pickard

Dear Mr. McIntosh,
Basically, we’re bros by now. I’ve hung out with you at Ed’s. We ate together in his rumble room. Please, PLEASE friend me back.

V/R
Tom Pickard

3)

Why we should be friends on Facebook
By Tom Pickard

Dear Alexis,
We met once at Ed’s house. There were burgers and other stuff. Everybody chillaxed in his “back room” and then, later on, Catherine and I bought a Blu-Ray player, which, if you don’t already have one, I highly recommend.

V/R,
T. F. Pickard

I hope I get three new friends. I need them.