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Life is a hampster wheel and you’re a hampster.
When I was at the dentist this morning, some commericial for The University of Phoenix declared that I am not a hampster and life is not a hampster wheel. Can you imagine the people they’re trying to target with that ad? Who feels like they’re a hampster stuck in a cage running to nowhere on their wheel? If that’s how you see your life, I really don’t think The University of Phoenix is going to help. Seriously, get yourself on match.com or take up kayaking or anything. If life is hampster wheel, The University of Pheonix is like one of those water bottles for rodents with the little metal ball at the end of the tube which only lets water out when the animal pushes it with its nose. And then the bottle breaks and all the cedar chips below it get wet and gross.
