April 2008
18 posts
So here's a question for you ...
juliaallison: I have a dilemma. A woman has taken to obsessively writing about me (and my girl friends) on a certain blog. This woman checks my tumblr, my flickr, my vimeo, my twitter, the postings about me on gawker & valleywag, as well as all of the things my girl friends post, and spends a good portion of her time (time which could otherwise be spent engaged in fun and useful...
Ford's Theatre
Me: What was it that happened at Ford's Theatre?
Catherine: I think someone strangled George Washington there.
I just won something very special on Ebay. It’s for Catherine’s birthday.
"Your an idiot"
So, the other day I wrote an entry in my other blog, bearscare.org, about how I want to blow up the ex-planet Pluto with an ICBM. Now, while I would never tell anybody not to take my ideas in bearscare.org seriously, I did write about blowing Pluto. I guess Chaz Carlton (Charles_carlton123@yahoo.com), whose IP address is in NYC, did take my idea seriously and he doesn’t think much of it....
I skipped work today
Catherine’s brother hooked us up with Phillies tickets for today, so we both took off work and went up to Philadelphia. The Phillies pwned the Astros (big-time). Here are the day’s highlights.
Why is Sheri S. Allrecipe's cook of the day?
WTFF. ”In my mid-teen years, my mom required that my sister and I cook a meal a week. I wasn’t too happy about that chore then, but I am so glad I learned how to cook! Now that I’m married (July 2005), I enjoy trying new recipes out on my husband.” -Sheri S. Um, congratulations? I really don’t see how Sheri is any different than anyone. So, her mom made her learn...
We haven't been draining our tofu.
I had no idea we had to do extra draining. No idea. So that’s why it always sticks to the pan when we cook it!
Facebook friending messages
I’m Facebook friending the three people I met at Ed’s BBQ that aren’t already my Facebook friends. He’s having another one, but none of these people are attending. These are the personalized (250-character limit) friending messages that I sent: 1) Why I want to be your friend By Tom Pickard Dear Walter, We met at Ed’s house, which we both know is a magic place. We...
Life is a hampster wheel and you're a hampster.
When I was at the dentist this morning, some commericial for The University of Phoenix declared that I am not a hampster and life is not a hampster wheel. Can you imagine the people they’re trying to target with that ad? Who feels like they’re a hampster stuck in a cage running to nowhere on their wheel? If that’s how you see your life, I really don’t think The University...
WatchI LOVE this guy.