March 2008
10 posts
Switching from Windows 98 to Windows 2000. →
This is a nice enough story until the end—when it is revealed that Microsoft’s free upgrade service to schools only upgrades Windows 98 to Windows 2000. How generous! Upgrade a 10-year-old operating system to an 8-year-old one! Windows 2000 is only two generations behind!
“good luck - you’ll do great!
and you will make all the other men feel...”
– Catherine wishing me luck before a presentation.
If you didn't know this was about fish, it might...
Catherine: you're going to have to euthuanize jimmy
me: oh dear. what's going on?
Catherine: she's on her side and was upside down
Catherine: now amadeus raged her and she's under the rocks
Catherine: that just happened
me: huh. ok, well i was just about to leave. if anything really bad starts happening, you may need to fish the body out. you know what to do.
Catherine: that's a job for a very strong man - which is why i told you
Forgiveness
Dear Catherine, Over the last 9-months-or-so, as we’ve transitioned from dating to serious relationship, we’ve also transitioned from buying all our meals to making many, and now, most of them. You’ve impressed me with your culinary skills. Below is an incomplete, unordered list of, in my humble opinion, some of your best cookery: Lasagna Chicken pot pie (with corn) Sticky...
Best link ever. Seriously. →
Everybody should go here. Anybody who chooses not to click this is a fool.
An update
It’s 9:13 AM and I’ve already drank 2 liters of water today.
